Woah Hey I Have A Blog

AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN:

Working on my master's degree and directing an editorial staff at some snappy, clever Web startup where I would be permitted to write about gerunds and Sergio Leone. I would also have a motorcycle.

INSTEAD, I AM:

Fighting pretend frogs in a 10-year-old computer game while listening to dudes rap about Martians and the Internet.